Hey Internet boy, you can buy any run of the mill, Brand X bike, but are you ready to buy a Foundry Bicycle? Take the quiz and see if you are ready for Foundry:
(Warning….. Don’t expect any flashy graphics or rainbow coalition paint jobs on these bad boys…If you want a bike that looks like a unicorn threw up on it, my friend, you didn’t understand the questions above. So climb into your Sea-foam green Prius, crank up some Yani and wobble over to the Mega-bikeshop at the mall next to Spencer gifts and get yourself a nice little brand that starts with the letter S or T, one day you will get it, and then you can pull on your big boy pants and get a real bike, but you’re just not ready yet!)
- Do you work hard and ride harder?
- Do you believe in taking on big challenges, and finishing what you start?
- Do you believe the toughest people don’t have anything to prove?
- Do you think your riding should speak for itself?
(Warning….. Don’t expect any flashy graphics or rainbow coalition paint jobs on these bad boys…If you want a bike that looks like a unicorn threw up on it, my friend, you didn’t understand the questions above. So climb into your Sea-foam green Prius, crank up some Yani and wobble over to the Mega-bikeshop at the mall next to Spencer gifts and get yourself a nice little brand that starts with the letter S or T, one day you will get it, and then you can pull on your big boy pants and get a real bike, but you’re just not ready yet!)
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